I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Australians in the wild before, but next time you do, just remember these 4 simple rules:

1. Keep us outside, preferably near the beach
2. Cook us something on a barbecue
3. Talk about sport, and
4. Give us a beer

It’s really very simple, and I can guarantee you will get bonus points if you also feed us lamingtons or fairy bread.

Happy Australia Day!

   

Thanks to **Sharlzie, Nick Triantafillou, geoffandsherry, dale.n & mavnjess.