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The home office thanks you again for your brave work undercover in the We Demand Donuts movement.
The demands of the movement have once again reached a fever pitch this year. Peace offerings we’ve given in the past have not squelched the desire of these frosting terrorists for delicious empty calories. They have defaced a public beach:
We’ve even had reports from South San Franhamshireberg of flaming bags of jelly donuts being left on people’s door steps.
DAY OF THE DONUT THIS YEAR WILL BE APRIL 30TH.
Flickr members will be going out to eat donuts and take pictures. A necessary pressure release valve to stop their madness from flowing into the streets and covering us all in glaze!
They will use the group to coordinate meetups and upload photos, tagging them with dayofthedonut so monitor it for activity.
Stay safe out there Oxford!
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