My dearest excellent members of the society of Flickr,
What I’m going to tell you I’ll only say once, so listen carefully: Your domesticated non-human mammals are possibly decoys employed by members of The Dark Side.
Please don’t panic. A tip from a credible resource has unearthed some rather disturbing evidence of espionage.
Very little is known right now about their exact mission, so keep vigilant. Carry your camera everywhere you go at
all times. Some of your fellow members have thankfully already done so. What I have to offer is their evidence, along with the
comforts of our esteemed culture of trust. Keep safe.