Time for a massage
3:15 pm PST: Hey everyone, the massage was a success and we’re slowly coming back. Thanks a lot for your patience!
2:45 pm PST: Looks already better, but word is the massage session might still take a smidgen longer. We appreciate your patience.
2:14 pm PST: Our chiropractors have found the spot and are applying gentle pressure right now. If all goes well, we should be back shortly.
2:06 pm PST: The servers are still not comfortable, but we’re getting closer to finding the source of the lumbago. We’ll keep you updated right here, as soon as we know more.
1:43 pm PST: We’re having a small hardware hiccup and some servers need to get a gentle massage by our knowledgeable engineers. Apologies for the disruption, we’ll keep you posted in this space and it will hopefully not take long. Thanks for your patience.